I love you, You Weirdo

You’re such a weirdo
With your green socks
I really want to shave your eyebrows off
You’re a strange one
With your skipping rope
And your hula hoop and your yo-yo

My favorite thing about you
is you don’t even know what normal means
People point at you in the street
And you just laugh and say “pretty neat”

Your a freak out
but you make sense
’cause you never sit upon a fence
In fact you don’t know
where the fence is
cos you’ve lost your contact lenses

My favorite thing about you is you
don’t even know what normal means
People point at you in the street
And you just laugh and say “pretty neat”

I love you, you weirdo
You’re such a weirdo
You’re such a weirdo
You’re such a bouncing ball of weirdness
You’re such a weirdo
You’re such a weirdo
You’re such a certifiable weirdo
I don’t mind